veganasana:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER SEEN ANYTHING CUTER OH GOSH

(Source: fassyy, via a-touch-of-poison)

red-trans:

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

crippledyke

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via strongastitanium)

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

(via strongastitanium)

Anonymous asked: imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying

sweaterkittensahoy:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

can I just

LOOKIT THE DRAGON READING A BOOK

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

(via theecstaticjabberwocky)

shouldnt:

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